Palin

Breed: A Pitbull in lipstick

Bio: Palin was born on a lonely pig farm in Kansas. With her good looks, firm legs, quirky bark, charm, and other special talents, she became the President of her college, Moosehead University, and graduated with a degree in geography. Her dream is to become Vice President of the United States so she can hop a free flight on Air Force One to Russia, a country she has always seen from her window, but never had the opportunity to visit. Palin believes Bond will choose her because, "What guy wouldn't pick a female who can kill and cook what's for dinner? And if that little stud doesn't pick me, guess what will be for dinner.... I will give you a hint, it starts with a "B" and ends with a "D."